Yeah ok, these whozit’s are a bit of a copout. I keep meaning to watch Miss Cast Away and the Island Girls but I saw the first 5 minutes of it a while back and it’s filling me full of dread to watch it, it really is that bad (it’s a spoof film that makes seltzer/friedberg look like movie gods).

So here you go. This is an ultra-hard one. There is absolutely no way you’ll get this. Not a cat in hell’s chance. Well, not unless you right click it and ‘search for images like this’ or some other cheating bastard method used by a fat fuck I know to pretend he’s better than he actually is at these things.

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Sorry I haven’t written for a while. Actually been busy. Which is always nice.

I watched Attack The Block the other day. It’s a good film, the missus hated it, primarily coz she couldn’t understand the thick sarf london accent where they all call each other ‘blud’ and ‘bruv’ and use lots of colloquialisms that the rest of the country don’t understand.

Also the first trailer for The Avengers is out today, it’s on the apple trailers website, go check it out. It’s pretty awesome.

Anyway, back to the whozit. Who’s this happy chappie giving the Generalissimo a nice hand on the shoulder photo pose?

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The Collector is a 2009 horror movie starring that bloke from No Ordinary Family and some other bloke you don’t see the face of.

The caption at the bottom says 'From the writer of Saw IV V and VI' so it must be good!

In short: A stylish horror/thriller that better than your average slasher movie. More >

I’ve been playing Lord of the Rings Online or LOTRO for the last few months.

I thought you might be interested to see it being played on 3 screens…

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I watched Super 8 this evening and it’s enticed me to put finger to keyboard about it…

In short: A middle-aged lady’s poo. Bland, uninteresting and easy to forget about once it’s gone.

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I’ve just sent the following email to Autoglass as their advert is destroying my fucking brain.

I’ve tried to be polite and not including any swear words, but it’s difficult to truly express how much I fucking hate their shitty, stupid, pathetic scaremongering radio adverts…

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Undercover Boss.

The MD from npower goes back to his roots and goes undercover with one of his electricians to fix an old ladies electric meter.

She’s a dear old soul who’s seen it all and done it all.

But there’s something disturbing with the following picture.

You may want to click on it to see it in all it’s glory…

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American Ninja 5 (1993) is a story about a muscular guy who wears a vest most of the time, some colourful ninjas, a boss ninja, another jolly baddie and a big bad boss man who wears a panama hat. And it’s also got Mr. Miyagi in it for about 10 minutes.

And it's revealed to be an old man's winnet!

In short: You can’t polish a turd.

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Hi there, ladies and gentlemen. It’s your old host Spank Wankman back with another round of your favourite game and mine:

Whooooooooziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt!

Yep, it’s literally 15 seconds of fun and excitement as you try to get who our mystery celebrities are, and then annoy me by getting it within 10 minutes of writing this post.

Anyway, can you tell me who these feisty ladies are who have seen better days.

In fact, they were both pretty saucy when they were young. Time is a cruel mistress.

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Do you ever look at someone and think, ‘I know exactly how big your knob is’…

No?

Must be just me then.

Anyway here I present to you a list of people and the size of their winkie woo’s:

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