Whozit?
Mar 9th
Try this one then. Hopefully it won’t be got by the first person who comments within 10 minutes of me posting it.
Real Homer
Mar 9th
I’ve never seen this before. Now I can’t stop staring at it. It’s completely correct but it’s as weird as buggery…
Heavy handed horrors you may not care about
Mar 8th
Drag Me To Hell
Plot Synopsis: A blond tart pisses off some pikey old mare. Gets cursed. Shits herself for 3 days. Gets dragged to hell.
Overwhelming
Mar 5th
I’ve had a response from my advert offering my drumming services.
In fact I’ve had 3! (smug mode on). More >
And on that bombshell…
Mar 4th
** Breaking News **
Our singer has quit the band and the lead guitar has followed along. Corellian has died before it opened its eyes! More >
A fried egg on top, and spam.
Mar 4th
This is a personal message to the spammers who’ve started putting subtle advertising in the comments section of random posts.
FUCK OFF AND DIE
Do you need to go for a wee?
Mar 4th
My son was 3 in February and today is a special day. For today we’ve started potty training… More >
Some Days Are Better Than Others
Mar 3rd
So quoth Bonio in the Youtoo song ‘Some Days Are Better Than Others’.
And you know what, he may be a sanctimonious condescending piece of shit, but he was bloody right.
Yesterday was a particularly shit day. More >
