I told you I had more, here’s 5 more things that just completely get on my tits. I’ve a strong suspicion you’ll agree with most of them.

#1: BMW/Audi Drivers

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Today I present a very special whozit: More >

Try this one then. Hopefully it won’t be got by the first person who comments within 10 minutes of me posting it.

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I’ve never seen this before. Now I can’t stop staring at it. It’s completely correct but it’s as weird as buggery…

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I tell you. These last 7 days have been shit.

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Drag Me To Hell

Plot Synopsis: A blond tart pisses off some pikey old mare. Gets cursed. Shits herself for 3 days. Gets dragged to hell.

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I’ve had a response from my advert offering my drumming services.

In fact I’ve had 3! (smug mode on). More >

** Breaking News **

Our singer has quit the band and the lead guitar has followed along. Corellian has died before it opened its eyes! More >

This is a personal message to the spammers who’ve started putting subtle advertising in the comments section of random posts.

FUCK OFF AND DIE

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Charlie Brooker hitting the nail smack on the head as usual.

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