Archive for February, 2008
OMFG, again!
Feb 29th
Oh fuck me sideways with a rusty spike, this looks so fucking good, definitely the best trailer of Iron Man so far.
I did not mean (He did not mean), to blow your mind…
Feb 29th
About fucking time, we’re headlining!
So get your arses down to Reading on 15th March and we will blow you all away (Not literally, that would be awful).
Doc, Freckles and Cowboy
Feb 29th
I’ve got the Lost game, Lost: Via Domus.
Gonna give it a go tonight so i’ll let you know what it’s like. Apparently it’s very faithful to the spirit of the tv show, even having a ‘Previously on Lost’ periodically throughout the game with flashbacks to what you’ve just done.
Also got hold of Beautiful Katamari, and i always love the Katamari games, so that should be a bit of entertainment for a while.
Plus Simper keeps going on about how good Lost Odyssey is, personally i wanted to fall asleep after half an hour through the game but rpg’s are always slow at the beginning so i may have to give it a bit longer i suppose.
Take it bitch
Feb 28th
Uh, uh, yeah, go on, take it all you little bitch.
Oh yeah, come on, you fucking little slag, take it all, you love it. Oh god that feels so good. You’re a dirty little slut aren’t you, but you know that already.
Oh god, oh jesus, i’m gonna shoot my load, gimme your face, yeah that’s it, creaming all over you. You’re soooo filthy you just make me come back for more every time and you know i’m gonna give it to you, real hard.
Too much?
The future of music
Feb 28th
I’ll tell you what the future of music is:
Complete subscription-fuelled on-demand.
In 5 years we won’t have an iPod with xGb on it where we can put whatever music we want on it.
Instead we’ll pay, say, a tenner a month and for that we’ll simply make our own playlists depending on what artists we like. You enter Black Sabbath onto your personal music player and it will stream songs similar to that artist through GPS or something similar. Then it will learn the kind of music you enjoy and don’t enjoy through a thumbs-up or thumbs-down system as the song plays. If you like you can even listen to an artist’s new album without paying for that one specifically.
You won’t own any music per se, you’ll just lease every album in the world for as long as you pay for the subscription.
On demand is the next wave of communication technology and as soon as someone cracks the ability to stream personal music remotely then it will revolutionise the world, at the music world anyway!
I’m telling ya, it’s the future, i’ve tasted it…
Wouldn’t you like to be Ubuntu too?
Feb 28th
I’ve installed Ubuntu as a dual-boot and you know what, i’m actually quite liking it. Last night i was unpacking an 8gb rar and i was still able to browse around and do other stuff, with Windows the machine would have just locked up until it finished unpacking but not Linux, no siree-bob. Just carries on doing everything you want it to do.
Installing is a breeze too, rather than having to download the exe from a website, you go into add/remove programs and tick the programs tickbox, it then downloads it for you and installs it to the right place.
Oh, and everything is free, always a bonus.
A Snake made from the finest Rubber
Feb 24th
The band has been doing a little bit of recording. It’s only a mic in the rehearsal room so it’s as rough as fuck (a lot like your mum) so bear that in mind if you’re expecting cd quality!
Click on Rubbersnake at the top of the page to learn more
The most obvious sequel EVER!
Feb 22nd
Valve has confirmed they’re making Portal 2.
Now there’s a fucking surprise.
BTW, has anyone played through the levels on advanced? I’m buggered if i can do that one where the stairs raise up then drop after you walk up them. Can’t work it out at all.
Oh and i completed Devil May Cry 4 last night, bloody good game let down by a bit of a shitty final 2 levels. It’s like they completely run out of ideas and time and just said ‘fuck it, that’ll do, quick fix’.
If you’re thinking about getting it then i would definitely recommend it. Took me about 12 hours to complete.
Little bit of a semi
Feb 22nd
I know at least one person who will getting a semi bonk-on over this news but they’ve finally announced a release date for Mario Kart Wii – 11th April. And you get a fashionable steering wheel to go with it.
Woo, more peripheral crap to clutter up my computer room with!
So far the peripherals i’ve bought for various games are:
- The box with the gloves for Real World Golf
- Eyetoy for PS2
- Guitar Hero controller
- PS2 to PC controller converter
- 360 to PC controller converter
- 4 gamecube controllers
- 1 big ass flightstick thingy for gamecube that’s never been used
- A gamecube that’s never been plugged in let alone used
- Classic controller for Wii – never used
- 360 Official Force Feedback steering wheel, not used that much coz it knackers me out
- The wired buzzers for Buzz! The Game for PS2
- Singstar mics
- The wireless buzzers for Scene It for 360
And it’s all sat under my desk gathering dust coz i’m a hoarder and i don’t throw anything away.
Teething problems
Feb 22nd
Ok, the comments are working now so please feel free to comment away at all the one-sided opinionated crap i write. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside that someone wants to argue with me…
