Archive for August, 2009

Take a good look at this guy right here. His name is Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson, he’s 6’1″, 14 stone, 31 years old. He won the UFC in 2006 knocking out Chuck Liddell within 90 seconds of the first round. He’s a bad motherfucker with the balls to prove it.

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Hey, this time tomorrow, eh?

That’ll be me (tilts head back and puts arms out in front), eh, you know what i’m saying? More >

Got home from work and there’s a nice little envelope sat waiting for me. Inside, a cheque for £14.04 from the company that sold me that coin pcb for my arcade cab, then only refunded me half the amount I paid. More >

Did anyone watch The X Factor on Saturday?

You probably did, 10m people sat glued to their screen on Saturday night.

Was it just me or did it feel like a turgid dragging piece of crap this year? I really don’t like the changes they’ve made. Giving them a mic, 20 grand’s worth of speakers and amps and topping it off with backing music? It just seems to takes away the spirit of the auditions. More >

It’s now official. The new Fatman game doesn’t suck.

In fact, I may go so far as to say it’s one of the best comic book games EVER made. More >

I’m on the home straight now for Reading Festival 2009. Only 3 more sleeps in my own comfy bed before i sit in a field for 4 days with people I can’t stand watching bands i don’t care about surrounded by drunk teenagers i want to punch.

Can’t wait! More >

In case you don’t know, I’m going to Reading Festie next weekend. That’s right, this time next week I’ll be sat on a camping chair in a field with a beer in one hand and a fat phatty in the other completely muntered surrounded by 80,000 morons getting off their tits and falling over, normally onto my fucking tent.

Weather looks to be pretty good though. More >

How amazing does Tony Hawk Ride look. It’s gonna be out at Christmas in the US so we’re probably looking at May or something stupid in the UK.

Anyway, I’m well up for this new peripheral. Though it looks like people are gonna have to coat their entire surroundings in triple velvet bog roll in preparation.

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Bloody women. I was trying to have a discussion with a female at work.

Outer Space by Prodigy comes on the radio
Me: Isn’t this your favourite song, beth?

Beth: I couldn’t tell you what my favourite song was, if you’re talking about ‘No good, start the dance’ then it’s definitely in my top 20.

Me: Top 20? So you’re not committing yourself then? More >

What’s the one thing that can happen to something to get every single person from 11-50 interested in it?

It gets banned.

It’s the midas touch, ladies and gennermen. More >