It’s Friday, it’s CHIP TIME!

Hi folks, Chip Spankman here with another roundup of the goodies and baddies from the city that never sleeps; Tinkleton!

Doctor Woo star David Tennants is getting ready to hand over the reins to “Fat” Pat Smith. David said yesterday that he’s finished with the doc and that Fat Pat can ‘shove it up his arse for all I care‘. A clearly embittered David continued ‘That little shit thinks he can muscle me out of my job. I MADE the BBC, how DARE they do this to ME‘ before taking a large gulp of Tennants Super and jumping out of the window. David’s colleague, Chris Low was unavailable for comment. Better luck next time eh, David?

Chris Low and David Tennants at their wedding last year.

Cooperman star Tom Weller is getting ready to don the famous blue and green suit for the 9th series of Small Phil. The show, all about a Tommy Cooper impressionist who saves people from burning buildings is running the end of its course and fans are eager to see Tommy wearing the red fez that made the superhero so famous back in the 70′s. And c’mere, there’s more. The actor who’s going to play General Bod is none other than Callum Budgie, who was in that thing with that girl who kills people and eats waffles, or something. Don’t forget to shout ‘Up, up and away‘, Tom!

The general public are up in arms regarding the pricing for Calling Duty: Lots of Killings 2. Publishers Acticlover have decided to ramp up the price to £4.99. A full pound over the price of all other games. I spoke to a virgin yesterday who’s already queuing for it now, even though it’s not out until December of next year. He had this to say to me: ‘Yeah, it’s fucking disgusting, that is. Coz it’s only, like, some nob’ead in his bedroom writing a game which tekks like, a month or summat to write, you know wha’a mean. Now fuck off will yer, i was ‘ere fucking first, y’twat.‘

Teenagers queuing yesterday for the hot new game.

That’s all for this week, guys and chaps. See you next month for the same thing. £50, yeah? Try not to be so rough next time, ok? I can’t bloody sit down.