Is Fearne Cotton Sexy?

Edit: 14k views?

You really are a mucky bunch aren’t you.

Here’s a poll then so you can help me decide.

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Is Fearne Cotton Sexy?

• Definitely!
  
  
• Definitely not!
  
  
• Definitely not sure!
  
  

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It’s the question that’s been on my mind for the last month or so now. And I’m absolutely no closer to arriving at an answer.

Sure she’s pretty, and she’d probably be a good laugh down the pub.

But is she sexy? I really need help on this

Here’s a few pluses and minuses:

Plus:

She’s got 11 tattoos, now whether you like tattoos or not you can’t deny that any woman who gets a tattoo (other than the usual tramp stamp) gives off the aura that she might be a little bit dirty and a whole lotta fun.

She’s into heavy metal and she goes to a lot of gigs. Any woman who’s into metal gets instant bonus points in my estimation.

She runs 5 km at least three times a week. Fit, nimble and athletic. Ain’t no muffin top going on there.

She’s single. And she’s got time on her side as she’s only 27.

Minus:

She’s a veggie. Bloody fussy, that’s all that is.

She’s a cat lover. Cats are the guardians of the underworld for a reason, they’re evil little fuckers. Only good for kicking.

She’s a little bit too pretty. And that makes her appear a bit ‘wooly’. You can kinda guess she’s into pink and other girly shit like that.

She goes after pretty boys so the rest of us don’t have a chance in hell.

She’s a bit thick. So much so she gets outwitted by Peaches Geldof. And this is a cabbage who fell over from a standing position stood behind me to get on the plane at New York. She makes Osmium look smart (as opposed to dense, coz it’s, like, the densest elem… forget it)