Where to get good wanking material

Yup, that’s the latest search phrase people are typing in by their thousands so i thought i’d oblige.

http://www.pornotube.com
http://www.redtube.com
tube8.com

http://www.empornium.us
http://www.torrentz.com

the first 3 are flash streaming sites and the second 2 are torrent sites, it’s pretty much all you need for a smut-tastic wank-frenzied festival.

Just don’t let the missus/mum catch you with pants round your ankles taking Captain Picard to warp speed.

Imagine if that happened. Go on, just imagine it. Right now.

Imagine her walking in right at the point when you’re in your vinegar strokes, you know, the event horizon. Imagine the look on her horrified face and how embarrassed you’d be. And you wouldn’t be able to look at her in the face for weeks after coz she knows you like watching chicks with dicks fuck hairy biker fellas up the arse.

Go on, picture it?

Can you picture it really clearly?

This could be YOU...

Anyway, enjoy your thrap…