Where to get good wanking material
Yup, that’s the latest search phrase people are typing in by their thousands so i thought i’d oblige.
http://www.pornotube.com
http://www.redtube.com
tube8.com
http://www.empornium.us
http://www.torrentz.com
the first 3 are flash streaming sites and the second 2 are torrent sites, it’s pretty much all you need for a smut-tastic wank-frenzied festival.
Just don’t let the missus/mum catch you with pants round your ankles taking Captain Picard to warp speed.
Imagine if that happened. Go on, just imagine it. Right now.
Imagine her walking in right at the point when you’re in your vinegar strokes, you know, the event horizon. Imagine the look on her horrified face and how embarrassed you’d be. And you wouldn’t be able to look at her in the face for weeks after coz she knows you like watching chicks with dicks fuck hairy biker fellas up the arse.
Go on, picture it?
Can you picture it really clearly?

This could be YOU...
Anyway, enjoy your thrap…
about 1 year ago
http://www.xhamster.com
similar to tube8
about 1 year ago
i hate you for putting about if you got caught :L :@
about 1 year ago
that was some dynamite choking courtesy of Jimbeeer thank you very much. Im all sleepy all of a sudden…
now for round twoabout 11 months ago
I go for my wanks at wikiwank.com:
about 11 months ago
Oops for got the lin: WikiWank.com
about 11 months ago
Fuck know why. What a piece of shit.
Looks like it’s been done in a hurry by a first-time developer in his bedroom.
about 5 months ago
Don’t have enough cash to buy a house? Worry no more, just because that’s real to take the mortgage loans to work out such kind of problems. Thence take a auto loan to buy everything you need.
about 4 months ago
i wank over ur mum
about 2 months ago
tbh ponhub.com isnt a bad one