Clearly Facebook’s friend suggester still needs a little bit of tweaking…

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About sodding time. It’s only taken a year but someone’s finally taken the complete piss out of that embarrasing Windows 7 launch video, with their handy cross-generation of all the rich and diverse cultures in this world in only 4 people.

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The phonetic alphabet.

It’s a wonder in its simplicity and it’s worth learning for anyone who ever speaks on the phone. Seeing as ‘S’ sounds like ‘F’ and ‘M’ & ‘N’ get confused with each other and ‘B’ and ‘D’ can get confused, then it really is in everyone’s interest to learn it. More >

Today is National Weed Day. 420 -> 4/20 (20/4 for us in the UK)

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Here’s more of the same if you’re looking for inspiration on how to keep your offspring entertained and don’t like going outdoors that much (like me)…

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The entire interweb is abuzz with this today…

The fabled left-in-a-pub next gen iPhone.

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Currently the entire of UK is quarantined due to those selfish Icelandic people and that silly volcano they insisted on having (even though everyone else told them it would be a bad idea, but did they listen…? Noooo).

After a week of no flights it seems to be pushing this country into third world status if the media is to be believed.

So with that in mind I thought I’d keep today’s post nice and light. More >

Well, it’s taken donkeys years and gone through a complete revamp but 40-a-day-man Sam Fisher is finally back, and this time he’s brought his cliché.

Seventeen.... Eighteen.... Come on, two more, then we'll move onto anal sex.

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I work with women. 5 of them to be exact. This is the first time in my professional lifetime that I’ve worked with women. My job is generally populated by men being into programming and the interweb and whatnot.

But now I’m the only man in an office full of women. They’re not easy on the eye or a really good laugh, they’re middle-aged and set in their ways. And listening to them with their awful inane conversations just drives me fucking insane.

The women from my office, yesterday

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Let me first say that I hate adverts.

This world is so perpetually blocked with bullshit companies advertising bullshit products you don’t want or need that it’s difficult to move. Futurama got it perfectly right in the episode where they go on the internet.

Saying that, like anyone else I have overheads and if I can make a couple of pence to cover said overheads then I grab it with both hands.

I’ve earned a whopping £71 from Google Adwords since I first implemented it in October. I was looking forward to getting the first payment off them at the end of this month as I’m frigging skint this month.

Then I got this message from them overnight:

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